Lemons and Lemon Drop Martinis

Happy New Year Felicia!

Ok, so I have meant to blog sooner but, ya know....HOLIDAZE BITCH!

1. Merry Holidays and some UGGS
2. Cristina Came
3. Chemo round 3 in the books
4. Hair shedding...LIKE A BOSS (ahem I mean dog)
5. Green Wednesday
6. UGHHHHHHHHHHH

So I will do things in this order and by things I mean write this post. I don't remember what I talked about last time...BLAME IT ON THE CH CH CH CH CH CHHHEEEEMMOOOOO!

So murry cri'mas (you like that Richie) to all my people out there. I appreciate all the support and love that you have given me toward the tail end of 2013 and your continued support into this new fabulous year that I will no doubt have. See nothing says Happy New Year like a double mastectomy, reconstruction, and fat in my ass!

Heading in for my post chemo shot...no more ass, in the arm!

Sigh already off track.

See what had happened was....they will have to do some fat grafting for my new tits, which means the fat is getting sucked out of my tummy and thigh area and put in front of the implant to look more natural. SO WHAT I'M SAYING IZZZZZ....why not make a lemon drop martini out of my clusterfuck of a situation and stick a few injections of my own fat where it belongs...INTO MY ASS! Just call me V. LO

So Christmas was good, as far as that goes. Javi went ALL OUT! Ugg boots, Ugg ear muffs (for chemo and beyond!), Michael Kors wallet, and Michael Kors slippa's! So label fabulous I can't STAND IT! Love my gummy bear <3

The next day I had chemo...but....CRISTINA CAME. Always good to talk to a friend or even have a friend around that has gone through the struggle. Her mom battled cancer years ago, so she was able to offer some pointers when it came to how to survive chemo. She also could tell when things were starting to get REAL. I really appreciated her visit. Thanks for the head turbans girl :).

This round has been unique...Neulasta kicked my ass worse than ever, the bone pain was UNREAL. Now my lashes and brows continue to take a beating, and my hair around my nape and back of my head has shed big time. I still have my hair, it's thinner, but still there. Please GOD don't want to shed anymore!

Marijuana was legalized in Colorado and sales started yesterday, aka Green Wednesday. Boy am I jealous! This round has been the best yet! Less diarrhea, vomiting, mouth sores, nausea...all because of alternative therapy. For all you haters out there, it's natural and it works. The only thing that gets me to eat, drink, or stop throwing up. For me to not wake up with blood in my mouth is a miracle. Funny how it works huh!? Here's to hoping all my Texas breasties going through the Cadillac of chemo get relief from this legally one day.

Ugh, going back to bed. The fatigue is reaaalllllll. As in real bad. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!