MAC n' Boobs

Tis the season to half ass decorate your home!

Ok, so lets cut straight to the chase bitches.

1. I have no brows
2. My lashes are thin
3. I'm shedding hair....from my head along my left hairline probably a one inch section by my ear is gone and two inches in length and a couple millimeters in width have receded (MORE LIKE FALLEN OUT).

I am not bald I am not bald I am not bald. I need to repeat this, because I should have been bald a month ago. My cheeks are way too fat for me to be bald bitches so the emotional instability was REAL when shit started to fall out. I am not bald I am not bald I am not bald FUCK IT PASS THE XANAX.

Ok so enough about my hair, because I have most of it.

You want to know what hair I HAVE managed to retain, the hair on my motherfuckin' chin. You know, that ONE chin hair that's like hehehehe bitch you thought I was gone, WELL I'M HERE TO STAY! Chemo or no chemo, hair on my face (ha, just not on my brows) remains to be a problem.

So yay to chemo cold caps....I AM NOT BALD. Please sweet Christmas Jesus, laying in your little manger next to yo mama and step daddy with your cloth diaper on, PLEASE don't let me lose anymore, my emotional instability can't handle it, there is not enough Xanax in the world for me to handle it!

Moving along. I saw some of my peeps yesterday! Selena and Fabi came to keep me up to date on all of my work loqueria/chisme/gossip. I am officially caught up....HOLLLAAAAAAA! I'd also like to kick a shout out to Angelique who Boob Chica sat the other day, and is coming over with her bundle of joy so we can hang tonight. Yay! Thank you all for your continued support and comfy socks =)

Mom doing her first survivor walk with the rest of the
survivors in DFW!

This week has been crazy, with all the people that think it's ok to say what they want and what not. I'm a huge fan of saying what you want....as long as it's not crazy! I feel my self starting to digress and I don't want to. When my brows fell out, I went to MAC so that they could show me how to pencil them in. Don't think chola brows think full luscious movie star brows. Erica was in and out so Josh hooked me UP! Brow (random stray hair really) wax, pencil, brush, concealer brush, and concealer later I walked out looking, feeling like a million bucks. He also told me about an oil that would work for my psychotically dry skin. Big ups to the LGBT community for keeping us chemo gals looking right in our time of need. Big ups to all the makeup artists, hair stylists, aestheticians who give us a little pep in our cancerous step. Things like this mean a lot. It's so important to remain as positive as possible. As shallow as it seems, looks=positivity=self esteem. Thanks for always keeping me looking right!

5 days till my next chemo...so excited to experience hell on Earth again. Really. Nothing builds character like shedding hair, vomit, and a burning asshole, but I'm keeping it positive! I AM NOT BALD!

So I've been really enjoying my boobs lately, you know, since I only have like three more months with these guys. I'm anxious to receive my next set of scans to compare what's going on inside my right boob and under my arm where the cancer lymph node lives. Hopefully I'm part of the 40% that has errythang gone before surgery! Jesus, I don't have my bra on or nothin' JESUS.

Anyways

I really love this time of year. The smell of the red velvet candle Kym got me, the lights, the green and red errythang, the gluttony lol, cookies!, the overpriced Christmas trees...which is why we didn't get one..., the weather, ERRYTHANG! I also understand that for some this time of year is piss and shit. I get it, I do. You lost so and so, you're single and have no one, you want to mope. I get it. Kinda. Sorta. Not really. Winter is a beautiful time of year, it symbolizes both death and rebirth all in the same season. I wish people focused on the rebirth aspect rather than the death aspect. Yes the grass is brown. Yes the trees are bare. But you have so much to celebrate. I have a lot to celebrate, and if I'm celebrating bitches, so should you. I mean, it is Jesus' bday!

Happy birfday, drink some wine!