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Friday, March 14, 2014

Sometimes it be like...DAMN

OK, so remember when facebook was THE FACEBOOK? When only tier 1 university students could join? Well there was a group called Sometimes it be like....DAMN.

Round 6 of chemo. Sometimes it be like...DAMN

Lord oh Lord this shit SUCKS!!

Puke

Shit

More Puke

Oh and of course all my lashes on my left eye...GONE! Well that's not true...I have two. I look like Plankton from Sponge Bob Square Pants.

So things have been shity! Ugh! And I'm suppose to be getting my tits chopped off in 10 days. 10 DAYS! That's like soon right? I could be freaking out and hugging the girls but honestly, I'm too worn out from puking, shitting, and puking again. The fun thing about being so close to surgery is....drum roll...

No pot smoking (hence all the vomit), no pain meds, no vitamins or other things that may help bolster you up. It's like doing chemo cold turkey hahahaha, THIS SHIT SUCKS.

I walked the dogs today, I made it five houses down before I wanted to throw myself on the mercy of the concrete floor. So dramatic. I turned my chemo ass around, ain't nobody got time for that! I'm hoping to make it to the street lamp tomorrow, that's a whopping 8 houses down. Pray for me that I can do it. I need to start being more mobile, I'm tired of this cancer patient shit!

2 comments:

  1. So happy to hear surgery went well! Feeling very grateful for all the OOGs in my life! :)

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