Boob Chica Confessions

I am in so much trouble with Javier right now! Today was a really meh day. I woke up with chapped lips (like I've been skiing the Alps for the last week with no sun screen prevention chapped), my throat felt like strep, and everything from mouth to toes burned. Well not toes, but it's too early in the blog entry to get graphic...not really, but I'm trying to turn over a new leaf!

Me on our honeymoon. The resort was happy to see me
leave, I was eating them out of HOUSE and HOME!

So back to why I'm in trouble. Ugh, I woke up feeling bad so Javi didn't push me to go jogging....UM DUDE THAT IS NOT WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT YESTERDAY! I was groaning and moaning all day, so when my face lit up when I was talking about Pluckers (if you went to UT, you know Pluckers), my hubby took the bait. Pluckers is the reason I gained 28 pounds my freshmen first SEMESTER. Yes, I said FIRST SEMESTER! So what I'm basically trying to say is that I'm addicted to food....and drink. Yes, I am suppose to be eating only chloro-phylled  (tee hee I made a science funny) organic grass fed dandelions, but when you have been puking and shitting (ok I totes lied about the new leaf) FO' DAYZ the light at the end of the tunnel was a sauce drenched teriyaki wing. Three (or was it four) to be exact.

I'm dreaming of a MOJITO!

Sorry................I'm not sorry

But I will be in a short period of time, you better BELIEVE THAT! So Javi gave me a talking to, sigh, he's so cute when he's laying down the law! He told me after the wings are done it's healthy ONLY for me! So that was my confession for today. I ATE WANGZ! LOL. Tomorrow I can't wait to wake up to that green smoothie you are going to make me boo! I'm going to suck that bad boy down like a mojito from my fav restaurant in Manhattan. NOM! So, that's really all.

No I lied, it's not! I see my fav mayor got stripped of his duties today. That really makes me sad :( First, I wasn't aware that mayors had any official "power" so to speak other than being the official ribbon snipper, first convertible in the town parade, and a lil government cash at their expense that they could use at their disposal and then lie about needing more lol. Leave him there, he makes me laugh! Since my home town of Toronto did that I am forced to get all of my amusement from Bravo and Love and Hip Hop NY. Why did it take cancer for me to discover this show? Lord, it's a mess!

Sigh, back to cancer. I'm hoping for a better day tomorrow.

Stats: Less pukey today, nausea like a mofo, IT BURNS BATMAN, back door blah, my skin feels tender, hair in tact (washed it today, took forever), my body is getting used to the port FINALLY (Scheanna is no longer the baddest bitch), and of course, the chapness is REAL. Sense of humor is kicking, I may be down but I'm not out =)

Peace and empanada grease! Oh and green smoothie bottoms up!

PS: "I don't like food I love food, if I don't love it, I don't SWALLOW!" Sigh, going to have to abandon my Ratatouille slogan for a little bit :)