I didn't have no LUMP or nothing Jesus!

Ok, I have news breasties of the world I have NEWS! So I went to see my BS (Breast Surgeon) on Thursday and after some foreplay (on her part, not mine lol) she couldn't feel anythang. Inside I'm thinking well of course, three rounds of the good good and a mountain of puke and shit later if my lump was still as obvious as before I think I would have ripped my own breast off myself. Like for real. For serious. Fo' shizzle. I was relieved and thankful that after the lube and sono she said "well, I don't really see it."

Cue the music!

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT GOT BOOBIES ON MY MIND I WILL HAVE TO GIVE THEM UP AND EVERYTIME I STEP UP IN THE BUILDING MY FAKE BOOBIES WILL ALWAYS BE UP......AND THEY'LL STAY THERE AND GUYS WILL SAY YEAH!

Ok that's not how the song goes....but it's been rewritten! SUE ME!

So here's an update:

Three more rounds-------ugh
Hey Shorty, it's my birthday------March 16th----and I'm going to sip barcardi like it's my birthday! The big 31!
Bilateral Mastectony (BMX)-----March 25th

My surgery will be accompanied with a sentinal node biopsy to determine whether or not there is any life tumor still in my node that was afflicted. If there is any live tumor that remains in my boob or node then I will need to undergo radiation. Meh. Hopefully there's nothing left! PLEASE GOD let there be nothing left! I'll need to remind myself of the end goal as I finish these next three rounds. When I'm in pain, puking and pooping please GOD let me remember the end result!

I will need twelve more rounds of Herceptin regardless....36 mo' weeks....meh! My port Scheanna and I will be getting quite close this year, as I attempt to accessorize around her bitch ass. LOL.

I'm trying to focus more on things that aren't cancer related, like trying to finish furnishing and decorating our house. It's hard to believe that it's been almost a year since Javi and I got married/bought a house/he lost his dad. We've had a wild ride in the last year and are looking forward to thinkgs calming down a bit. I mean don't get me wrong we've had a blast, but we've had some unfortuante events happen to say the least. So.....in honor of the kick ass 2014 year we are going to have, I am planning my woman cave! Think all gold errythang, blue blue blue accent wall, and MAKEUP AND HAIR! Girlie to the max, yet classy. Can't wait to blow my hair (ahem, probably extensions, but I will be paying for them so it is my hair lol) and beat my face up with the best MAC has to offer.

So speaking of face...thank GOD for Plantscription oil from Origins. It hydrates my face big time. The new honey body butter from The Body Shop has also worked wonders for my skin. Thank goodness.

Cancer people...don't you LOVE how people say they are going to come and visit, but they don't. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT! It's kind of annoying! I appreciate all the people who have text me, called me, written me, and come to visit me. It means so much and it's the best way to stay positive!