Big Boobless Update

Marking them up to take em off!

Well as the title let you know, I got everything I needed and was at the hospital in diva fashion for my double mastectomy. It went FUCKING PHENOMENOL!

Here's why:

1. Friends came to support, shout out to Angelique who supported my loving husband. BFFs fo' real. Also Kim stopped by with a cute peluche and some gorg flowers from my work family as well as Akon (the rapper).
2. Right boob-cancer was murdered by chemo. Muahahahahahaha. Tek-9 style. My 2 cm tumor was only 1.5 cm of completely dead tumor
3. My lone cancerous lymph node was obliterated

Day of surgery (after)

4. My left healthy boob was healthy, had bumpy tissue....possibly evidence of future things going crazy maybe, glad it's gone.

I was in the hospital two days. Day of I felt fine, but when they tried to take me off the morphine drip the next day I got the worst migraine EVER!! They had to keep me in the hospital another day to help with pain management. I went home with two drains (testicles) that needed emptying twice a day. I was able to get in and out of bed without assistance. Javi gave me sponge baths in his sexy papi chulo underwear....ok no...no he didn't lol.

So I went from 34F to a 34B. Did they leave some? NO. They were able to expand me 300cc's immediately. Now my chest will grow hopefully to a 34DD in the next 6 weeks! Then I'll be ready for new foobs WHAT WHAT!

Get ready, big updates coming soon, but my ass is SLEEPAY so bye Felicia!