Gobble Gobble

22 lbs of Butterball n' Brine Bitches!

I'm so sleepy! I spent the majority of the day yelling at Javier (not a joke). Well not yelling, just being frustrated...and bitchy. I'll admit it I was a bitch today. I have cancer, so there I get to be a card carrying member of the bitch girl club! Sorry Javi! <3 ya!

 This is our first Thanksgiving and I wanted everything to be perfect. It's not, but that's ok. I just didn't have any Xanax in my system today, so naturally I didn't realize that was ok when I should have. LOL. Posh pies were picked up, dogs were groomed, the house was swept, mopped, then swept again, then vacuumed (thanks to the Akita). Pumpkin gingerbread trifle was made, turkey had been brining (over 24 hours now), bathrooms cleaned. It's the calm before the storm. 

Side note....I MADE MY OWN WHIPPED CREAM. OMG everyone needs to make their own DON'T EVA EVA BUY IT IN A CAN AGAIN. Whipping cream goodness, I ate half of it in the stand mixer bowl. I made extra (on purpose) and I'm glad I did. There was barely enough for the trifle, but it was enough. 

So this is a short blog post. Today's weather report: Cloudy with a chance of shedding pubic hair, but as for right now, that's all I'm losing.  T minus one week until Chemo Infusion II aka C-Day 2 aka burn fest part deux. Very thankful for errybody...

but mostly for my BROWS!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY BITCHES!